Man forced to carry handbag after being evicted by wife….

A 36 year old man was evicted from his own home after a disagreement over the remote control during the World Cup period.

The man who refused to be named but is popularly known as Mikeyz was seen walking around town in what is know as a ‘Tonight I aint sleeping home’ handbag.

This handbag is popular with ladies who love the club scene and use it to carry an extra pair of clothes, shoes, toothbrush, make up, push up bra, undies, seasoning plus spices, charger, phone battery, USB cable, slice of pizza, wig, tissue paper, sanitizer, pads, condoms, pepper spray, earphones, a copy of 50 shades of Grey, bathing soap, hair dye, shaving blades, blow dryer, and nail polish.

his wife is rumoured to have given him this military device as he pleaded with her to give him a bag during their altercation.

“I had no option…. Last night when I went to a club to watch football, I was beaten up by bouncers. They accused me of stealing this bag. I didn’t even watch the game. I’m a sad man”

He was then forced to go to a gay bar where he was welcomed with open arms by men who assumed that he was a ‘Guy chic’.

“I think that I was the first broke gay guy at that club. I could only afford a bottle of water.”

This desperate man is now left only hoping that the menimist movement will come save him from what he describes as the ‘Solange syndrome’