Thousands of Girls Dumped as World Cup Begins

The FIFA World Cup which is to begin on the 13th of June has drawn much attention world over. In this particular case however, it has been for all the wrong reasons.

Relationship counsellors world over are reporting a sudden surge in the increase of their clients.

“Its crazy, I have never seen anything like this before….. Its a crisis. We now have an influx of single women that could cripple the contraceptive industry leading to a massive loss of jobs and a stunted economy” – Said Mike who is a Relationship Therapist who held an Economics degree

“I don’t know what to do…. He just came home and said that we are not a great MATCH anymore…. And there was nothing I had done. This is even worse than the time he buys FIFA video games or when the premier league begins” Said a distressed lady who did not want to be named.

It is reported that the men who have chosen to end their mostly fulfilling relationships have used popular football phrases to end their love lives. These lines include….

“I think I need a substitution. My heart can’t run…. It has a hamstring injury”

“I think I should relegate you seeing that I am currently out of your league”

“I’m better off alone in the box during a ball to hand situation”

“Since I’m out of contract, I’d like some time to explore my options in free agency…. “

And many others. Relationship economist Mike Broke says “This crisis may not be a bad thing after all. Many other industries may grow as a result. Take for example Ice Cream and Chocolate….. If I was you I would invest in that”

Though it is not clear how long this crisis will last, one thing that is for sure is that someone needs to write a book for women named ‘Why he dumped you during the Football season and how to get him back’.

(Bonus: if you actually do this make a sequel based on the Champions League, European Championships ans African Cup of Nations)